Man’s best friend
I like how he picks him up and is all, “There you go!”
fucked his shit up
He just puts him over the counter all “Yeah that’s right Sparky you fuck his shit up”
This is so possible that it’s an actual thing for people who have multiple DUIs. They have them mandated by judges.
Captain America saved the world twice now and all it cost him was two Bucks
Meerkats make the best photographer’s assistants EVER.
haha are you kidding me
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME
Look at Bucky turn around, grin ready on his face, Steve look at the flying car, just bonkers, ain’t it? But no, Steve’s not there.
Immediately, his expression drops. This guy’s on a date, and his best friend steps away from his side for one whole minute and Bucky’s face is all suddenly WORRY and DREAD.
Where’d Steve get himself off to now??
Oh shit, what if he inhales some pollen and dies?????
What if he finds some stairs and falls down them????
STEVE NO STEVE STOP DOING THINGS WHEN I’M NOT THERE STEVE
can we just take a moment to realize that not only did it paint an elephant it painted it to give the illusion of depth
I love elephants more than anything
#1: read this
#2: stop reblogging this
we need to keep reblogging so people see your comment and know
From the link
"It’s a myth that elephants are clever because they can paint. Please don’t think they are gifted or that it’s cute to watch this form of tourist ‘entertainment’. Here’s a few facts you need to know:
❖Elephants endure months of physical abuse to learn how to hold a paint brush, draw a straight line and paint flowers and leaves on trees
❖For years they then paint the same repetitive painting over and over again, every single day, sometimes twice or three times a day
❖When training an elephant to paint, a sharp metal bull hook or nail is used to guide the paintbrush
❖When the elephant paints incorrectly they are beaten as punishment, often the hook is rammed into the elephants ear or they are hit on their head or trunk
❖Look for scars or beatings on the top of an elephants head or trunk from metal bull hooks used to train elephants for human ‘entertainment’
What can we do to stop this abuse?
❖Please don’t buy elephant paintings, think of the abuse the elephants have endured their entire lives before painting the perfect picture
❖Please forward our website and tell friends NOT to buy elephant paintings
Visit an online search engine to see video footage of how elephants are taught to paint and you’ll never buy a painting.”
Human: “HAHAHA Animals are so dumb!”
*goes to war with its own species, uses up all of its resources, destroys its own environment, pollutes its own air and water*
Animal: *licks its own asshole*
human: *licks someone else’s asshole and calls it sex*
this is mY FAVORITE THING
Do you ever start a series and the entire time you’re watching the first episode you have your eye on that one character?
I want him.